Top 10 Dumbest Cruiser Questions

People like this actually exist!  These are ten of the dumbest questions ever asked on board a cruise

What would happen if i flushed the toilet whilst sitting on it?

does the crew sleep on board?

can you fix the microwave in my room?

why did i pay for a view of a car park?

is it fresh or salt water in the toilets?

why are the ruins in such bad condition?

what do they do with the ice carvings after they melt?

has this ship ever sunk?

how do i know which pictures are mine?

how small does your face have to be for a mini facial?